In his 2004 Patience album, George Michael lyrically posed the question ‘If Jesus Christ is alive and well, how come John and Elvis are dead?’. I should imagine that a lot of it is down to genetics. Presley’s father was a manual labourer with a congenital heart condition, whereas Jesus’ father, famously, is God. There … Continue reading I Guess God Just Called His Number
In which we watch the footie and Joe and Becka live in a house like normal people for a bit.
In which we hide children, mend fences, and contemplate David Essex.
In which we unexpectedly get hit by a taxi and pop into a serious injuries ward.