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Getting Things From Cupboards

December 6, 2021January 12, 2022 / The Runton Diarist / Leave a comment

Until recently, I’ve always imagined that Bad, by sinister pop star Michael Jackson, is what's playing in my dog’s mind when he puts his head out of the car window on a sunny day. While I still believe this, I also now also associate it with vital surgery conducted under local anaesthetic as, at the … Continue reading Getting Things From Cupboards

I Guess God Just Called His Number

October 26, 2021November 21, 2021 / The Runton Diarist / Leave a comment

In his 2004 Patience album, George Michael lyrically posed the question ‘If Jesus Christ is alive and well, how come John and Elvis are dead?’. I should imagine that a lot of it is down to genetics. Presley’s father was a manual labourer with a congenital heart condition, whereas Jesus’ father, famously, is God. There … Continue reading I Guess God Just Called His Number

Mrs Brown, You’ve Got A Lovely Porter

September 8, 2021January 12, 2022 / The Runton Diarist / Leave a comment

In which we get a job in a morgue.

The Runton Drive-In Cinema Club

September 1, 2021September 2, 2021 / The Runton Diarist / Leave a comment

In which we dismiss dog snatching rumours and arrange a classic film night.

Return of the Glampers

August 16, 2021August 16, 2021 / The Runton Diarist / Leave a comment

In which human life returns to Runton with yoga mats.

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