In which we discover the benefits of being not quite in the moment.
King Of All The Dogsbodies
In which we lark about up the hospital and celebrate the Jubilee.
Getting Things From Cupboards
Until recently, I’ve always imagined that Bad, by sinister pop star Michael Jackson, is what's playing in my dog’s mind when he puts his head out of the car window on a sunny day. While I still believe this, I also now also associate it with vital surgery conducted under local anaesthetic as, at the … Continue reading Getting Things From Cupboards
I Guess God Just Called His Number
In which we consider the link between George Michael and football hooliganism.
Mrs Brown, You’ve Got A Lovely Porter
In which we get a job in a morgue.